Holiday symbol support group
Christmas Tree - "they cut me down and decorated my dying body"
Turkey - "You think that's bad they cut off my head and roasted me!"
Pumpkin - "Really? They cut me off my vine slice open my head and scrape out everything leaving a shell of my body, they take my guts to make pies (and glorify the spices they use to weird proportions) they save my seeds for snack food and then they take my shell and carve faces on it! If that's not enough they light fires inside the shell for one night and then throw it in the trash!. Call me when you have something real to worry about!"
Fire Cracker - "oh pop"
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