Milage

walk a mile in your shoes? Please, do you think for a minute that 4 inch stiletto heels go with cargo pants?

Whales

The Sparrow has left the nest and the whales are practicing Parcheesi.

sums

The sum of 3 fuchsia dyed caffeine hyper squirrels added to a 50/50 mix of moon rocks and un-obtainium is equal to the output of 23 micro-burst from a 2nd degree quasar eclipse.

holidays

Holiday symbol support group

Christmas Tree - "they cut me down and decorated my dying body"

Turkey - "You think that's bad they cut off my head and roasted me!"

Pumpkin - "Really? They cut me off my vine slice open my head and scrape out everything leaving a shell of my body, they take my guts to make pies (and glorify the spices they use to weird proportions) they save my seeds for snack food and then they take my shell and carve faces on it! If that's not enough they light fires inside the shell for one night and then throw it in the trash!. Call me when you have something real to worry about!"

Fire Cracker - "oh pop"