Sunday, January 25, 2015

Knitter

My wife has a "stash"
She associates with "hookers"
She goes all over town looking for new suppliers
She has a whole room dedicated to Paraphernalia
She has been known to "tie one on"
She occasionally "cranks one out"
Some times she feels "Froggy"
When she gets upset she likes to "rip it"
She has been known to share needles

She likes to crawl out on a Saturday looking for something "exotic"
Dear Lord, I think my wife is...
A Knitter.

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