the plan

OK, so here is the.. um .. plan.

Take about 500 pangolins and turn them loose in a civic center. while the entire city stops, to take selfies with the cute SOBs, we send a team of trained spider monkeys to position cameras. That way when the squirrels swarm and run in, pick pocketing every one in sight we have it on video and post it online exposing the squirrel mafia!.

It Just _ Might _ Work

damned squirrels.

Procrasti

One of these days I plan to put some real effort into understanding procrastination.

Zardoz

Ya know.. I'm just gonna leave this here....

it is actually a pretty interesting dystopian future story.

Zardoz needs a a reboot. (minus man-kini but keep Connery as a Renegade)

end of the day

"At the end of the day I am responsible.

Tomorrow morning you can either pay for that or reap the rewards as the case may be.

Choose Wisely."

22

22 stoned smurfs drinking old scotch, and a purple rhino singing show tunes...

1, 2, 3 and Go!

SIDProB

see, when you recon all the bull shi* theories with the politics and corporate cash you realize that the implementation of the Serengeti Ibex disarmament and Proliferation Ban was just a red herring. (SIDProb)

The whole time it was militarizing the asiatic pack rat that was the issue!

Grappling hooks

Grappling hooks,

They are one of those things that action movie heroes always seem to have on hand.

In my entire life I have never found a good reason to say, "Let me just pull out this grappling hook."

Narcolepsy?

I see your conversation about national politics and raise it by a question, "If a sloth has narcolepsy, how would it be diagnosed?"

weather

This might surprise you, but I really might believe that there is a secret squirrel mafia controlling the climate and trade conditions of the Southern plains states.....

how else do explain our weather?

One Day

One day, long from now, there will be songs about us. Children will learn of us in history classes, our names will be written in stone by artisans and wept upon by those who could not be here.

They will sing our glory and our memory will be evergreen.

That is one day in a long off future. Today we hunker down, and you, Private, get to go dig a latrine.

Badger Attack

There are many things I could bring myself to lie about, this is not one of them. Upon examination of the evidence provided you will find that it was the Squirrel Mafia that caused the badger to attack and then the ocelot to take a shot.

Any other conclusion can only be the result of Wonka gas exposure.

Immunity

I here by invoke triple blind marmoset immunity from making sense. All inquiries will here after for the next 27 hour day will be met with odd notions and irrelevant noise.

Gaming

Just think some where there could be a group of creatures in a dark cave sitting with a set of dice. The Game Master says "Roll a procedural check"

A goblin hisses "18 + 4 with my book of many loop holes!"

The GM huffs and says "Orks what is your answer?"

The head ork laughs darkly, "My priest summon spirit of Karma and change the rules based on the Goblin Armies past deeds... heh heh...."

As the few possible hero class individuals step back into the shadows the GM intones, "so it is done."

Charisma

I was once told "Charisma" is a measure of how many people will follow you in a very stupid plan.