function

The overall function of a rabid marmoset is equal to twice the velocity of five piranha swimming upstream in Maine.

hamsters

so if we put 39 hamsters in a hotel elevator punched all the buttons how long would it take before the evacuation?

iso

I don't believe it, a hafnium cravat with a thorium vest?

There will be no serious reaction to this!

bird!

It has been brought to my attention that I have a distinct mammalian bias to my meaningless drivel, Here after i shall endeavor to include mor.. <flap Flap Flap> Grrgel "prrrl Rprrl"

no not ..dhrg <flap flap>

PrrlPrrl rpllll!

Alright screw these thrice damned pigeons give me my shot gun!

grinch

...and the Man looked in glowering confusion upon the preparations. He found there strife and conflict, worry and woe. He stood, raised his hand to the sky and he proclaimed "Behold! I am become Grinch, Destroyer of Holiday!", then sat heavily into his chair.

His spouse did stop and look upon the man. Then, raising an eyebrow crossed the room and kissed him on the nose.

The Man did smile, his memory of love and kinder things refreshed. He rose and set to industry, and finished getting things ready for the Holiday.

yarn

busy winding a 400 cu ft neutron motor in wool sock yarn to see what happens at a critical knit point....

salute

Not very often, but every once in a while I look at some one and think, "I would salute you as often as possible in a hostile combat theatre."

match ups

..and that's it. the interstellar wrestling champion Matt Erhe, has just been beaten down by his mothers sister who he was named after.

Proving once and for all that Matt Ehre is no match for Auntie Matt Ehre

The heavy weight bout between Cro Nose and Grab I Tee is still ongoing and will continue. The mass of this undertaking is becoming infinate

norse

Norse Mythology

"Odin did who.. er.. what?"
"Dayam Freya __Really__ wanted that necklace"
"Odin.. again?"
"Where is Thor? what chasing tail in Midgard again?!"
"OH HELL"

"Wait.. Loki is a mother.. of .. a horse.. LOL tell us another one Thor!"

adult

It's supposed to take 10,000 hours to master a skill.

I guess I am a slow learner

I have been an "adult" for well over 236,000 hours and still have no idea what I am doing!

Ides of March

Duuude! what the frak happened at the Forum?? I get down to hear a speech and tank some wine.

It's a disaster! Blood every where dude!

Next I find out Caesar is down like an anchovy salad dressing and Marc Antony is talking about cutting off peoples ears!

Time to get out of Rome man.. Time to get out of Rome!

crazy

You only say I am crazy because you aren't willing to join me!