nye

random thought for the day

Santa checks the "naughty list" so he knows where to party on New Years Eve

cat goddesses

Horus looking at a room full of empty boxes talking to Set

"Do you want Cat Goddesses.. this is how you get cat Goddesses!"

Suddenly there are sleeping cat Goddesses in all the boxes and Horus is walking away, Set is face palming.

extinct

Dinosaurs ate strictly a pre-paleo diet, they didn't smoke, drink or watch porn...

Dinosaurs are extinct

Coincidence? I think not.

cat

Cat: I play with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: but.. I play with dis
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: I just slowly reach out paw... and play with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: (lies down and yawns) I just stretch a little bit... and play
with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: Fine! I come back later and play with dis.
me: sigh....

Pho

So if Mr T opened a Vietnamese soup restaurant would it be called "I pity the Pho!"?

Lemurs?

When ask to comment upon the veracity of statements, made by certain public figures, regarding trans-dimensional portals being used by Chinchillas as a means of arranging highly questionable liaisons between consenting Lemurs I can only reply with a wide eyed stare while nibbling a piece of apple.