Morning

Morning has Broken, but that's OK I have Duct Tape and Superglue.

language

Languages I speak fluently:

Sarcasm
Technese (HVAC, Power Plant , and electronic dialects)

I am Conversant in:

Poetic (Romantic, Heroic and Esoteric dialects)
Prose (See Above)
Quotations (Preferably obscure)

I am Basically ineligible in American English and I can cuss you out in German and Spanish.

Taco

When you eat a Taco do not try to understand if you turn your head or if you turn your Taco. Simply understand the Truth. You are eating a Taco.