Parliment

why must we make martyrs of the simple geckos just trying to establish a parliamentarian rule in order to build a military force with which to fight off pigeons?

Broccoli

In this uncertain world, these uncertain times. I assure you that I will never vote for feeding giant space squid on phosphorus enriched broccoli casserole. .

Star Wars

Star Wars theories that can't be possible (or can they)

1. BB-8 is the love child of the Mars rover and the power droid on the original Death Star.

2. Luke is only missing from the posters because he is in Middle earth conferring with Gandalf.

3. Han Solo is the great great grandther of Harcourt Fenton Mudd

spoilers

Time to post the biggest spoilers of all

Are you ready?

Reduction Oxidation!

bath

Accidentally dumped a dozen bath bombs in the toilet and flushed as fast as I could. 2 weeks later I got a thank you card from the sewer department.

UN

I wonder if I asked nicely if I could get the UN to send me a very sternly worded letter. It would be an entertaining conversation piece.

poke poke

Ya know that time that Picard fought Megatron and used the Elder Wand to turn him to the light side of the force so they could form Voltron and fight Sauron?

Yeah that was great.....

blazon

It just occurred to me that Heraldic Blazon is actually the earliest form of a Poke'Ball. Once described the creature may not move until described by another Herald of equal or greater rank.

the battles would be awesome:

Lion Statant I choose you!

Dragon Gardant, I choose you!

Osirus

For some reason I am envisioning Osiris surrounded by the assorted feline goddesses all curled up and purring and he has the thought bubble.. "must not move......"

Thoth may or may not be doing a face palm in the back ground.

Freud

Just like Freud said, if it ain't one thing it's a mother