nye

random thought for the day

Santa checks the "naughty list" so he knows where to party on New Years Eve

cat goddesses

Horus looking at a room full of empty boxes talking to Set

"Do you want Cat Goddesses.. this is how you get cat Goddesses!"

Suddenly there are sleeping cat Goddesses in all the boxes and Horus is walking away, Set is face palming.

extinct

Dinosaurs ate strictly a pre-paleo diet, they didn't smoke, drink or watch porn...

Dinosaurs are extinct

Coincidence? I think not.

cat

Cat: I play with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: but.. I play with dis
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: I just slowly reach out paw... and play with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: (lies down and yawns) I just stretch a little bit... and play
with dis.
me: No, No Play with Dis!
Cat: Fine! I come back later and play with dis.
me: sigh....

Pho

So if Mr T opened a Vietnamese soup restaurant would it be called "I pity the Pho!"?

Lemurs?

When ask to comment upon the veracity of statements, made by certain public figures, regarding trans-dimensional portals being used by Chinchillas as a means of arranging highly questionable liaisons between consenting Lemurs I can only reply with a wide eyed stare while nibbling a piece of apple.

Morning

Morning has Broken, but that's OK I have Duct Tape and Superglue.

language

Languages I speak fluently:

Sarcasm
Technese (HVAC, Power Plant , and electronic dialects)

I am Conversant in:

Poetic (Romantic, Heroic and Esoteric dialects)
Prose (See Above)
Quotations (Preferably obscure)

I am Basically ineligible in American English and I can cuss you out in German and Spanish.

Taco

When you eat a Taco do not try to understand if you turn your head or if you turn your Taco. Simply understand the Truth. You are eating a Taco.

22

Star Wars Episode 22 "The Force Again"

A secret plan to install Vessel Rot Solo as Emperor of the 9th Imperial Galactic Empire is stored in a 9 legged droid which is kidnapped by Space Pirates and crash landed on a Desert Planet.

Trethabaca, the Great Great Grand nephew of the second cousin Twice removed of the Grand son of the room mate of Chewbaca's son pilots the one remaining escape pod of the Milineum Falcon to Tatoine to engage in an Arm wrestling match against a protocol droid programmed by C3PO For the Fate of the Galaxy.

A Light Saber battle ensues for unknown reasons and Multiple Jedi Force Ghost make bank by betting against their Sith counterparts.

Ordo

"Ordo ab Chao" is the goal of an enlightened mind

It is also how the vast majority of artist actually meet a dead line!

Episode 8

I am thinking for Star Wars Episode VIII, "The Force Makes Coffee" is the perfect title.

Parliment

why must we make martyrs of the simple geckos just trying to establish a parliamentarian rule in order to build a military force with which to fight off pigeons?

Broccoli

In this uncertain world, these uncertain times. I assure you that I will never vote for feeding giant space squid on phosphorus enriched broccoli casserole. .

Star Wars

Star Wars theories that can't be possible (or can they)

1. BB-8 is the love child of the Mars rover and the power droid on the original Death Star.

2. Luke is only missing from the posters because he is in Middle earth conferring with Gandalf.

3. Han Solo is the great great grandther of Harcourt Fenton Mudd

spoilers

Time to post the biggest spoilers of all

Are you ready?

Reduction Oxidation!

bath

Accidentally dumped a dozen bath bombs in the toilet and flushed as fast as I could. 2 weeks later I got a thank you card from the sewer department.

UN

I wonder if I asked nicely if I could get the UN to send me a very sternly worded letter. It would be an entertaining conversation piece.

poke poke

Ya know that time that Picard fought Megatron and used the Elder Wand to turn him to the light side of the force so they could form Voltron and fight Sauron?

Yeah that was great.....

blazon

It just occurred to me that Heraldic Blazon is actually the earliest form of a Poke'Ball. Once described the creature may not move until described by another Herald of equal or greater rank.

the battles would be awesome:

Lion Statant I choose you!

Dragon Gardant, I choose you!

Osirus

For some reason I am envisioning Osiris surrounded by the assorted feline goddesses all curled up and purring and he has the thought bubble.. "must not move......"

Thoth may or may not be doing a face palm in the back ground.

Freud

Just like Freud said, if it ain't one thing it's a mother