Shopping

So I am trying to finish up my shopping and the clerk just looks at me weird when I ask if they keep the powdered bat wing with spices or specialty seasonings... Sure glad I didn't ask him about the high energy nutrino emitting bulb I need for for my astral projector!

stork

The inter-dimensional stork that just came by to let me know things are "A-OK" in quadrant alpha-2-3-terra-green, would also like some one named "Patricia" to know he still loves her.....

time

I have a time distortion problem. the beginning of the weekend is closer to Monday than Monday is to the beginning of the weekend.

the road

I took the road less traveled, and three snake bites one wolf attack and a washed out bridge later, I got my butt back to civilization!