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Personal Log Stardate 3416.3

My first away mission! I get to go down to the surface with the Captain and the Bridge officers no less! Time to break out my lucky Red Shirt!

Raccoon guards

raccoon's make horrible guards, they would have started out trying to take care of the money; taking turns standing watch, threatening crows and mice. They would try, but then in a fit of boredom they would have blown the whole lot on a case of cheese poofs, a hand full of reproduction chandelier baubles (the plastic ones of course) and one slightly used copy of the Twilight Trilogy (one must build a nest you know) 

so sad that the little raccoon babies have nothing but the Cullen's to read about.