squid

Hey that was that my poly chromate squid you just punched with a trans-dimensional power glove!

and I was saving him for breakfast....

snif.

Hamster

see! I told you, we let one hamster enlist in the space force and suddenly we are over run with every rat, squirrel, and bunny who thinks they can cut the cream cheese!

clocks

OK we have nuclear clocks that use the decay of stable isotopes to keep the margin of error to an insanely small probability.

so when they started the first nuclear clock, the one all others were synched with... whose watch was used to set it?

the plan

OK, so here is the.. um .. plan.

Take about 500 pangolins and turn them loose in a civic center. while the entire city stops, to take selfies with the cute SOBs, we send a team of trained spider monkeys to position cameras. That way when the squirrels swarm and run in, pick pocketing every one in sight we have it on video and post it online exposing the squirrel mafia!.

It Just _ Might _ Work

damned squirrels.

Procrasti

One of these days I plan to put some real effort into understanding procrastination.

Zardoz

Ya know.. I'm just gonna leave this here....

it is actually a pretty interesting dystopian future story.

Zardoz needs a a reboot. (minus man-kini but keep Connery as a Renegade)

end of the day

"At the end of the day I am responsible.

Tomorrow morning you can either pay for that or reap the rewards as the case may be.

Choose Wisely."